Unlocking every iPhone at once
Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life
"remember that time when yo-"
and then yo-
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
when you want coke and they ask you if pepsi is ok